Dave and Jilly
Discuss… Xanthe, Youth, The Delivery System and Slippy T!
Kitsch
Dave and jobbing wine critic Jilly Goolden return to continue
flog the dead horse that is their late night review show…
But on a new channel. And to a new audience…
Husky
Voice Over Guy: Ladeeeeees and Gentlemen, heeeres your host for
the night, Keeeeech Dave and Jilly Gooooooooldennnnnn!
Kitsch
Dave – Hello and welcome to the first show in our new series
of music review shows. We’ve got a new now and hopefully
will be with you on a regular basis. Hello Jilly!
Jilly
Goolden – (already opening a bottle of Blue Nun) How many
more times do we have to do this? Is the booze still free? (Perks
up) Oh, OK. Hello Dave, Who are we listening to this evening?
KD
– Well, our old friends Xanthe and The Delivery System,
plus two new faces to you – Youth and Slippy T.
JG
– I’m bubbling with anticipation! Let’s hear
what Ffabbia is up to. Pop him on t’radiogram.
KD
– This is an old one, but it is classic TDC. Dark, mysterious…
You never know what’s coming round the next corner.
JG
– I simply adore the venom in his vocal delivery! It’s
almost as if he is spitting the words out as opposed to singing
them! It’s just so passionate!
KD
– You can hear he has put his heart and soul into his music.
JG
– The production is fabulous! The sound is so big! Mmmm.
KD
– Bit of a Size Queen are we Jilly?
JG
– (shifting nervously) Erm, have you done with the Blue
Nun Sweetness?
KD
– To be honest, my favourite TDS track was always Two Feet
Too Far From Heaven, but I’m really getting into this darker,
more guitar orientated stuff. The wall of guitar that kicks in
and builds up is just great.
JG
– Just great! Still not developed the poetic tongue yet
have you?
KD
– OK then smarty-pants, you describe it
JG
– The guitar washes over you like a crashing wave, the rhythm
pounds and pounds and is like sitting on a washing machine on
full spin. The words sting in your ears and you just come back
for more!
KD
– OK, point taken.
Husky
Voice Over Guy – You can download the music of The Delivery
System at www.mp3unsigned.com
and www.soundclick.com/thedeliverysystem
.
KD
– (laughing) Where the hell did that come from? No one told
me we had ad breaks.
JG
– Ooo. I’m getting back into this. Who’s next?
Who’s this Youth chappy?
KD
– Arh! Mr Youth. This is a new vocal version of a track
from a few years ago, originally released under the name of Meltdown.
A splendid singer by the name of Craig Sofaly has contributed
vocals to it and transformed it into something very special indeed.
JG
– Oh this is very nice. It’s so chilled and relaxed
and sexy!
KD
– Sexy? (Opens a bottle of Black Tower)
JG
– Those horns are giving me tingles!
KD
– Jilly!
JG
– Well it’s true. They hit a raw nerve and I come
over all-unnecessary!
KD
– Erm. On that note… I used to listen to the instrumental
endlessly, and I felt it stood up on it’s own. But now I’m
in awe of the vocal version. It adds so much to a track that was
near damn perfect to start with.
JG
– (drinking from the bottle) Can I have this one when we’ve
done? It’s just so dreamy!
KD
– Ha ha ha. You sound like a schoolgirl with a crush!
JG
- It’s this wine, it takes me back.
KD
– It’s not like you to be found on your back after
a night on the plonk.
JG
– (changing the subject) Mmmm mmmm mmmm. I’m getting
Miles Davis, the music from the gallery on Take Heart. I’m
getting a lonely guy sat in the dark corner of a bar, lonely,
reflective, and hoping…
KD
– It is coming back to you, or is that the wine talking?
Husky
Voice Over Guy – You can download the music of Youth at
www.mp3unsigned.com
and www.soundclick.com/youth_uk
and most good music sites.
KD
– He still cracks me up!
JG
– Can we listen to Xanthe now?
KD
– Sure, this is a competition entry and was written around
the theme of Inner City Blues. I think it’s classic Xanthe.
JG
– Did she just sing “Repunzel of the city”?
KD
– No! Only an eejit would think that! ;-)
JG
– You can hear the loneliness in this. This sounds like
me when I’m going home on a Saturday night. No-one stops
to talk. They just walk push past you lost in their own little
worlds…
KD
– You mean they step over you. Lying there, plonk in one
hand, laddered tights, dress up to your waste! You really must
learn the word ‘moderation’. Jilly?
JG
– (rummaging in the minibar) Have you got anything else
to drink? I’m dry.
KD
– Don’t touch me Gin – it was a pressie! But
anyway, back to Winter City. This to me is what Xanthe does best.
A beautiful backing track and well observed lyrics. This one reminds
me of “Not So Manic Now” by Dubstar. Not musically,
but there is sadness in both those tracks that make you sit back
and listen.
JG
– Ooo! Amaretto!
KD
– Oi! That’s my, oh why do I bother?
Husky
Voice Over Guy – You can download the music of Xanthe at
www.mp3unsigned.com
and www.soundclick.com/xanthe
KD
– We’re left with Slippy T now and a track I’ve
had on my hard drive for a few months now, but was too tied up
with other things to listen properly.
JG
– Oh I like this. I like talky records. Makes you think
about the track more.
KD
- Do you think so? I never thought of it like that before. This
works really well, the two elements really gel together.
JG
– Hic!
KD
– This actually reminds me of something I had to do at art
school…
JG
– What? Talk over a music track?
KD
– NO! We had to look at things in a strange way. Like if
we had three legs, what would our middle foot look like? That
sort of thing.
JG
– But we only have two legs?
KD
– Some would say you have none in your current state!
JG
– Hic! Eh?
KD
– This is an electronically scored crash course in lateral
thinking…
JG
– What if I drank all your Gin?
JG
– What if I mix us a Martini?
JG
– What if I use the little girl’s room. I feel ill…
KD
– What if we call it a night?
Husky
Voice Over Guy – You can download the music of Slippy T
from www.mp3unsigned.com
and www.soundclick.com/slippyt
and most good music sites.
Join us next time when the guest reviewers start to arrive!
Freeze-frame and roll credits…
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